May 2013
demureserendipity:
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
basically yeah
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
kawaiians:
I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM
“those who escape hell
however
never talk about
it
and nothing much
bothers...”
– Charles Bukowski (via onlytheilluminatisurvive)
naoren:
Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
tickettoheaven:
chafing-nipples:
dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas
saltandvinegarcrisps:
i have an essay about uganda due tomorrow and this is all i have so far
andrewestes0:
I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
freakvevo:
*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
whorenament:
Are we human, or are we dancer, Or are we prancer, or are we vixen, or are we comet, Or are we Cupid, or are we Donner, or are we blitzen?
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
