dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

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thatonegirlbri:

premoonaftermoon:

Ryan Lochte is basically a real life version of this guy

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LANCE FISHMAN OMFG

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pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

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stepacrosstheline:

and the award for the best use of that gif in human history goes to whoever made this.

(Source: idiotsonfb, via layinginthegrass)

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qenitals:

shopping carts in random places make me sad

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there is nothing for you there friend

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caterpenis:

you’re the same fucking height as me you tanuki piece of shit

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new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

(Source: jape-art, via huggbutts)

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